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Feeds 999,999,999 Adults

Ingredients

Freshly ran over possum

A truck load of bird poo

16 tones of gravel (for Crunch)

1000L of swamp mud

1L of human sweat

6 rotten eggs

6 mammoths

999,999,999 bird wings

Method

1)Roast the 6 mammoths on the sun ( let them sizzle on the sun for about 5000 years)

2)Mash the mammoths with cranes holding 100,000 tones concrete slab in the mount Ruapehu crater

3)Mix the rotten eggs with the mammoth.

4)Cop the possum in to bite size pieces

5)Add the possum with the stew

6)Then add the truck load of bird poo with the stew

7)Then add the 1L of human sweat and the 1000l of swamp mud

8)After that str for about 400 years

9)Add the 16 tones of gravel

10)Add a bird wing with ever bowl for flavor

This Stew is great when you fell like feeding the hole of the Amazon Rain Forest.